Who I Follow

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

(via allybebe)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via timelocked-box)

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(via hellotybalt)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

(via estic)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via scaeriefountain)

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

(via pirateliz)

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 15 - a woofman!

(via rinlockhart)

satanslittlesistertara:

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

The fault in our spanish 

(via infected-ellis)

brihime:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

I’m a child with a debit card and bottle of alcohol

(via westerbroski)

coopercinno:

#humerus

(via azentrefle)

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

(via maxtremist)

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(via the3mpire)

gloomymoth:

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i tried to find a dupe for atomic bc im not paying $30 for a lipgloss and i found this etsy store and im just heart eyes emoji. also the store is called fiercemagenta!!!

heres a link for clickin: https://www.etsy.com/shop/FierceMagenta

(via sil-icious)